Jeff tells us that Earl will get his big check on The Early Show, and you can buy things at auction on eBay and blah, and if you want to be "helped" by bullies, you can apply to go on the show, and Jeff will give you a wedgie, maybe.
Oh, and Earl announces that half the money is going to his mother. Just so you know.
Thanks for the season, and thanks for your readership and good humor. Props to the entire TWoP staff, which rocks, and especially Wing and Joe R for fixing my typos. I hope to see you all in China.