Lill salutes Nicole's "wonderful spirit." "Rockin' body," Jon says. Same problem; trying too hard, as usual. Lill speaks warmly of Ryan S. Aw, "DIE JERKS." Sniffle! It is absolutely pouring rain, by the way, so none of the torches is lit. They're just sticks, pretty much. Sandra says, yearbook-style, that she regrets that she and Michelle didn't get to know each other better. Jon calls Trish "the best sleeping partner." Sandra pretends she didn't hate Shawn's guts, satisfying the course requirements by saying that he "loved to eat." Wow, what a tribute. Don't hurt yourself, there, Sandra. Lill pretends she didn't hate Andrew's guts, saluting him for trying to make sure everyone was fair. Apparently, she's talking about a different Andrew than the one she thinks is a treacherous prick. Sandra gives a pretty funny and warm comment about Ryan-O, suggesting that she liked him, and that she was kind of surprised to find that when he was gone, she missed him. Heh. Jon says nice things about Rupert, and Sandra says she'd be "damn starving" without him. True! I've said it before and I'll say it again: they all totally would have died. Lill thanks Tijuana for telling Lill she loved her. Well, that's nice. Sandra says she misses Christa most of all, which is appropriate, given that Christa does have a somewhat Scarecrow-esque appearance, now that I think about it. Jon says that Burton was his best friend. "Unbelievable." Lill calls him "my Eagle Scout," and when she says "my," she means "the one I crushed like a bug." Jon says, "D, you were as nice as you were cute." Pfft. That was a sucky tribute. The editors show Darrah taking a shower...hey, thanks, pigs. The show throws in an Osten moment, even though there is no tribute to him. We see his torch lying at the tribal council fire pit -- where it allegedly remains, I guess, and will remain until it is eaten by wild pigs -- and then we see him standing by the water looking majestic. And then we see him almost drown. And then we see him snuffed. And then we see the laying down of his torch...again. You know, I'm beginning to think somebody associated with this show doesn't like Osten.
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: A- | 511 USERS: C+
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