It's Day 23 at Barramundi, and Kucha is up at the crack of down while lazy Ogakor sleeps. Rodger says they're "settin' ducks now," and Alicia adds that it's not fun anymore. Seriously, they probably feel like morons after last week, and most likely Alicia is particularly upset to have lost her strongest ally in Jeff. Elisabeth says in a confessional that she'd "love to light a fire under everyone." But not literally, like Jerri. In this particular confessional, she's posed quite fetchingly in her little bandeau top. She tells the others that it makes her sick and that she's not going to just sit there and be picked off. She then spunks, "If no one else wants to keep playing I'll do whatever it takes!" Elisabeth tells Rodger and Alicia that she thinks there's a crack in the tribe already and that they should "pay attention" to Jerri and Tina. At which point Rodger jumps in and says, "You think it's gonna be the women versus the men?" Elisabeth then repeats, "Pay attention," again and at first I thought she was admonishing Rodger for being so out of it but then I realized she was just repeating herself for the slower folks in the tribe. Alicia adds that "Jerri does not love Keith," which is an interesting way of putting it. Elisabeth tells the others that she "honestly think[s]" Jerri is going to get votes from her own tribe. Alicia then says, "I'll tell you what. She definitely has the hots for Colby and he does not. At all. He just could not care less." Hee. Elisabeth says she's going to approach Keith and Tina and try to get them to "come with us." Rodger Gump says, "Whatever happens will be fun," and that Ogakor and Kucha are like peas and carrots. Alicia tells us in a confessional that although Elisabeth appears to be "meek and mild," she is a "serious competitor" and a "force to be reckoned with." We then see Rodger and Alicia watching with their plotty faces as Elisabeth chats up Tina and Keith.
Episode Report CardJoanna: B | 618 USERS: C+
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