Survivor
Survivor

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Everybody in a Lather

Anyway, Butch gets tweezers from Deena. Shawna gets a pumice stone from Rob. Rob asks Heidi if she has conditioner, but she says she doesn't. Deena pounces and snags Rob's conditioner. Daniel is next, and what does he do? He asks Heidi if she has conditioner. Which Rob just asked her, about thirty seconds ago. Whatever, dweeb. Way to be distracted by the boobies. "You just want to -- have the conversation with Heidi that you want to have," Peachy says as Heidi gives Daniel the creepy cute-girl grin. "Just turn and say hi, dude," Alex teases. Having just given away the store for no purpose, Daniel now suffers the snagging of his conditioner by Jeanne. "Look how that cost you," Peachy adds helpfully, driving home the stupidity of Daniel's maneuver. "Shawna," Alex says, "do you happen to have a toothbrush?" She says she doesn't, and he expresses comical frustration. Jenna -- no dummy for the moment -- snags Alex's toothbrush next. Now Shawna asks Rob if he has conditioner, but he notes that Shawna might recall that someone (Deena) already took his conditioner earlier. Wow, conditioner is like the Elixir of the Nitwits in this game. In this vein, Rob also adds that Heidi, as we've now learned twice, doesn't have conditioner either. Hee. "Does that usually work?" Peachy says to Rob. "That sort of witty repartee?" Aw, jeez, Peachy. Give a guy a break. A mortified Rob -- victimized for no good reason, given that he hasn't been acting particularly doglike during this challenge as compared to some of his compatriots -- smiles bravely. "Amazingly, Jeff, it doesn't." You know, he's no Alex, but Rob definitely has his moments. Jenna loudly insists, however, that Jaburu only has nice things to say about Rob when they're back at camp. He absolutely beams. He will now love Jenna forever and ever, no matter what else happens. Her profession of affection also results in the rest of the guys razzing the crap out of him for about thirty seconds. Suddenly popular with the ladies, Rob gamely prays for a merger. Heh. Regaining focus, Deena turns to Rob and asks him for soap. It's hard to explain why it's funny, but she says with mock curiosity, "You got some soap, buddy?" and it's very amusing. Deena is stealth funny.

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