A big, full moon finds us at Jackée on Night 19 with the discarded Coors Lights neatly lined up in a row while the tribe continues to imbibe raucously. Someone gets in a cry of "Silver bullet!" which probably pleases the advertisers. The contestants toast themselves, before Rob tells us in an interview that the vibe around camp is festive, but that one member is "pants down sleeping and snoring." I'm not sure if "pants down" is an expression with which I'm not familiar, or if Rob has confused the expression with "hands down," or if this interview took place after the upcoming challenge, and he had "pants down" on the brain. Regardless, Rob points out the irony in the fact that the same person who has separated himself from the tribe is the one everyone else wants voted off. Rob then complains because the women aren't drinking much, which he says "is a problem when you're a guy that looks like" him. He matter-of-factly tells us that even though his only chance with women is when they're drunk, it's still crazy fun at camp.
We rejoin the group as someone -- either a drunken Butch or Alex -- asks Christy the location of the weirdest place she's ever had sex. She reveals that it was on the 4th of July during the fireworks at the Washington Monument. The others cheer. Because deaf people have sex too! In an interview, Davey Rockett tells us that they had "great sex talk last night" -- which I suppose comes in a distant second to actually having great sex -- and that they were swapping stories like friends at home. We rejoin the conversation as Davey Rockett goes on about a time he was with "two chicks," and dared one of them to eat something off his stomach, and that the girl, in response, dared him to eat something off her chest. I'm not sure I understand why they're daring each other. I mean, eat a worm: dare. Chug six beers: dare. Run naked around a parking lot: dare. But engage in foreplay? Not so much a dare. HeiDDi is very interested in the story, while Rob yawns. In another fisheyed interview, Rob reveals that he dislikes Davey Rockett because he thinks he's a slick, smart ladies' man. Still, Rob worries that he could potentially coerce one of the women to vote with him, and that he hopes they are strong enough to "stand up to this rocket scientist and his stupid All-American charm."









Comments