We rejoin the group, where Davey Rockett calls on Rob to share with the group his sexual experiences. Davey Rockett does not specify that said sexual experiences must involve at least two people. Rob responds that he can barely call what he has a sex life, because it's "so mundane." HeiDDi and Jenna laugh because they're not sure what "mundane" means, and think it must be a funny word, since those are the kinds of words Rob usually uses. Rob then volunteers that he has "so many crazy ideas in [his] head" (ew), before telling us in an interview that he hardly has any good sex stories -- or any sex stories at all, for that matter. He adds, "Most of my sex stories usually involve me...and a fat girl." Rob tells the group that one time, he was in a room with two girls at the same time. Seriously. That's his story. The others egg him on by insisting that the situation was a potential threesome, while Rob insists that he doesn't think the girls even liked each other. HeiDDi hasn't gotten any attention in a while, so she jumps in to claim that all women would happily participate in threesomes if men just spoke up and asked them to. She calls out Jenna: "Don't you think so? Bein' a women, I think it would." Hee. HeiDDi said "bein' a women." As if there was any doubt. Jenna speaks up to say that she likes being with another girl and a guy, or even just with another girl. Back in the fisheye interview, Rob pops a boner as he tells us that based on the girls' comments on threesomes, he's rethinking his strategy, so that he'll be left alone with them at the end of the game. He says, "I could be havin' a threesome on Day 37 out here, and this would just be the most incredible adventure of my life." If Peachy offered Rob a threesome right now to leave the game, he'd so take it. We rejoin the group and pan over to an open-mouthed, snoring Roger. The other members of the tribe blow out their lanterns and say goodnight to each other -- including Jenna's oh-so-not-clever, "Goodnight, Rob-Boy" -- as we go to commercial.













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