Survivor
Girls Gone Wilder

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Clouds roll by, time passes, plops of rain plink onto the water. Peachy announces that it's been an hour, and that he's ready to make the game interesting. He thinks that the now violently windy storm is even greater temptation for the remaining players to give up; Butch yells in response, "I'm ready to come down now!" Peachy reveals that the next temptation is "piping-hot pizza," and Butch, Rob, and Alex are all off their perches and swimming for the pepperoni.

Dave, Matthew, Deena, and Christy remain, and Matthew slowly eases himself into a squatting position. I guess it's a temporarily desirable switch, but in the long run I don't imagine it's comfortable to squat for an indefinite period of time. Peachy announces that an hour and a half has now elapsed, and Deena cockily asks, "This is all you got?" She does look pretty comfortable there.

Now the storm has passed, and Peachy asks how long Deena thinks she can last. She smugly responds, "I outlasted Roger; that's all that really matters." She resolutely crosses her arms, and the camera pulls back to reveal Roger, who strokes his beard wondering why she'd care about him, since the women are going next. The women are going next, already! Got it?

Almost two hours have elapsed, and Peachy busts out yet another covered plate, causing Matthew to whine that he's hungry. Peachy reveals that the reward consists of blue cheese and Buffalo wings, and both Matthew and Davey Rockett are up for it. Davey Rockett eats his Buffalo wings like every man I've ever known, which is to say he inserts the entire wing into his mouth before removing a completely bare bone. Guys, I've never understood how you do that.

At two hours and thirty seconds, we're down to only Deena and Christy. Peachy reveals the last reward: a giant plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Christy drives a hard bargain and asks, "No garlic bread?" When Peachy responds that there isn't any, she looks over at Deena, shakes her head, and says, "No garlic bread." Hee. Peachy gives them sixty seconds to decide if they're going for it, and Christy asks if Deena wants the necklace. Deena responds that they'll share, before announcing their intent to Peachy. Peachy questions whether they mean to share the food or the immunity, and Deena confirms that she means the food, as if that's all the answer he needs. Peachy prods further by asking who is going to "take the fall," and Christy and Deena decide to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine the victor. Christy throws scissors, while Deena may throw a rock, even though it looks more like she throws nothing at all and just stands there proclaiming her victory. Christy innocently asks, "So I lose?" because evidently she didn't see Deena throw anything either. Peachy announces, "Rocks breaks scissors," as Deena makes an obnoxious "get down" gesture at Christy. So Deena is the Amazon's first individual immunity winner at two hours and forty-five minutes. She does a screwdriver into the water as the rest of the tribe members cheer her on. Once Deena's on the boat, Peachy points out that she "negotiated it like only an attorney could," and managed to come out of it with both the food and the immunity. Deena and Christy then enjoy some laughter and fist-bopping over their spaghetti.

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