Survivor
Girls Gone Wilder

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We rejoin the group, where Davey Rockett calls on Rob to share with the group his sexual experiences. Davey Rockett does not specify that said sexual experiences must involve at least two people. Rob responds that he can barely call what he has a sex life, because it's "so mundane." HeiDDi and Jenna laugh because they're not sure what "mundane" means, and think it must be a funny word, since those are the kinds of words Rob usually uses. Rob then volunteers that he has "so many crazy ideas in [his] head" (ew), before telling us in an interview that he hardly has any good sex stories -- or any sex stories at all, for that matter. He adds, "Most of my sex stories usually involve me...and a fat girl." Rob tells the group that one time, he was in a room with two girls at the same time. Seriously. That's his story. The others egg him on by insisting that the situation was a potential threesome, while Rob insists that he doesn't think the girls even liked each other. HeiDDi hasn't gotten any attention in a while, so she jumps in to claim that all women would happily participate in threesomes if men just spoke up and asked them to. She calls out Jenna: "Don't you think so? Bein' a women, I think it would." Hee. HeiDDi said "bein' a women." As if there was any doubt. Jenna speaks up to say that she likes being with another girl and a guy, or even just with another girl. Back in the fisheye interview, Rob pops a boner as he tells us that based on the girls' comments on threesomes, he's rethinking his strategy, so that he'll be left alone with them at the end of the game. He says, "I could be havin' a threesome on Day 37 out here, and this would just be the most incredible adventure of my life." If Peachy offered Rob a threesome right now to leave the game, he'd so take it. We rejoin the group and pan over to an open-mouthed, snoring Roger. The other members of the tribe blow out their lanterns and say goodnight to each other -- including Jenna's oh-so-not-clever, "Goodnight, Rob-Boy" -- as we go to commercial.

What's with all this hubbub over Colin Farrell? I mean, he's about one and a half rungs above Will Ferrell on the hotness ladder as far as I'm concerned. He always looks like a three-year-old wearing his father's suit.

The return from commercial finds us at dawn on Day 21. A really hairy spider crawls under a log, as we pan over the camp to see that someone was having sophisticated fun breaking cans open. It's very quiet as we see shots of the sleeping S10, as well as the Coors Light empties laid out in another nice row. I think one of these castaways has an obsessive compulsive disorder, and I've narrowed it down to Roger (since we already know he likes to count things), or Matthew (since we already know he likes to visualize the laid-out dead bodies of his victims). A thumping sound thumps through the still air, and Christy stirs. My viewing companions were highly amused by the fact that of all the tribe members to choose to show being disturbed by the sounds, the editors choose to show the deaf person. I understand that the vibration might have woken her, but it's still kind of amusing. The camera pans over to reveal Roger hammering away at something, and then back to the tribe where we see the other members slowly waking up and looking irritated. Alex stares at Roger from a prone position, slowly brings himself to a sitting position, and then stares at him some more. Roger, meanwhile, obliviously pounds away. In the fisheye interview (and either nearly all of his commentary in this episode was done in one sitting, or the cameramen like to put only Rob in that position and godforsaken angle), Rob tells us that Roger has no idea "how much of a jerk he is." He complains that Roger has no sense of self-awareness, which in my experience is a prerequisite for being chosen for this or any other reality show. One of the thug-like little muscular monkeys settles down to watch as Rob tells us that no one likes Roger, but that Roger can't even tell that.

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