While Probst is off collecting the urn, Courtney knows we need to be entertained, so she whispers to Douche about how annoyed she'll be if "that little troll plays an idol." But we know the little troll gave the idol to Parvati, and that she doesn't even need it anyway. Jerri, however, does. Probst returns with the urn and asks if anyone wants to play an idol. Rupert looks at Parvati expectantly, and sure enough, she sits up with a "you know what, Jeff?" J.T. looks panicked. Rupert looks satisfied. Amanda looks blank. Parvati continues: "I think it would be downright depressing to sit and watch green bananas turn yellow without my debaucherous little Villains. So ... " and here is where it gets even MORE AWESOME than it was before and you realize how and why Parvati won this game before. She pulls one idol out of her bag and hands it to SANDRA, who grins and says "get outta here! For real?" The Heroes grin, too, because though they made a mistake trusting Li'l Russell, it ended up okay for them because Parvati gave the idol to the wrong Villain.
BUT THEN! Parvati isn't done. "And Jeff," she says; "I would just like to increase our odds." She reaches back into the bag and pulls out her second idol, handing it to JERRI. "Damn it," J.T. says. HAHAHAHA! It's a known fact that he gave Li'l Russell an idol that just took him out of this game and it's a known fact that Parvati is amazing. Sandra and Jerri hand Probst their idols, seemingly shocked at this turn of events. And grinning their asses off, don't forget. Probst proclaims that the idols are real and any votes against Sandra and Jerri will not count. The Heroes know they are well and truly fucked. "I knew we shouldn't have trusted that [BLEEP]," Rupert says, because it's never too early to say I told you so. Probst reads off the first vote: Jerri. Jerri has never felt so relieved in her life. Parvati too, I think, because now she knows for sure that giving the idols away was her smartest move. And it really was smart. From stepping off that pole and giving Danielle immunity to handing immunity to Sandra and Jerri, she had this entire game figured out this week and basically made her entire tribe immune. She knew the Heroes wouldn't vote out Li'l Russell and she was sure enough, based on Amanda's dumbassness, that they weren't voting for her, either. Giving immunity away is always a dumb move, but in this case, it really helped her. Now she might have Sandra's loyalty because she gave her that idol. And her tribe is the majority. All five votes for Jerri don't count. The sixth vote is for J.T., and he knows he's done. He gives Li'l Russell a "well done" and shakes his hand even though the person who really played this whole thing out was Parvati. But she's a woman and a pariah, so he says nothing to her. As he says his good-byes to his tribe, Li'l Russell mutters to Parvati "you have some explaining to do." "Secret!" she shrugs. Quit trying to ruin her moment, Li'l Russell.













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