Survivor
Survivor

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Malakal starts off well, with both Ozzy and Tracy breaking tiles. Unfrozen Caveman Firefighter, however, totally sucks. Ha ha ha! His throw isn't even close. Over at Airai, Jonathan gets one tile while James breaks one only halfway, which means it doesn't release the pieces and will have to be broken again. Oh, that sucks. And, actually, that's exactly what Jonathan tells Probst. Erik breaks another tile for Malakal, which means everyone except Joel on that team has broken a tile. Joel misses another tile. Ha ha ha! Over at Airai, James half-breaks another tile. What is he doing wrong? Jason manages to break a tile for reals, but Erik gets Malakal's last tile and the team drags their pieces in. Chet starts telling them where to put the pieces, while Jonathan hits one of the broken tiles but still doesn't completely break it. "I mean, MY ASS!!!!" he screams. That was great. James cracks up, but Probst sternly tells them to "stop bitching and start throwing." Ugh, Probst is such a teacher today.

Jonathan breaks one of the half-broken tiles on his next turn. Jason manages to get the last one, and Eliza cheers them on, saying the other team isn't close and they can still win. We see that, while Malakal has all of their pieces on the board, they can't get all the colors to match up. Chet directs them from above, but I can't tell how well he's doing. Meanwhile, Eliza takes control, giving her team specific instructions on where to put the pieces. Indeed, she seems to be looking at what the puzzle is supposed to look like when finished rather than just throwing all the pieces down and seeing what matches up and hoping for the best. And then the Unfrozen Caveman Firefighter decides it's time for him to take charge because he hates Chet that much. Jonathan also coaches from the sidelines, telling Eliza to look for the "big picture" and a "bigger pattern" on the board. Oddly enough, he does not seem to think it wise to convey this information by bossing people around and undermining Eliza. Chet tells Cirie to move a piece, but Joel tells her that it's right and should stay. Cirie isn't sure whom to follow. Meanwhile, Airai solves their puzzle. Probst comes over and checks it out and indeed pronounces them the winners. They all jump up and down cheering, especially Eliza, who even gets another hug from James! Eliza kicked ass this week. Probst hands the immunity idol to her and tells Malakal he'll see them tonight.

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