Okay, I really think this is going to be Fang's time to shine. I mean, it's a running challenge and they've got Crystal. Yes, they have to carry weights, but I'm sure Crystal has done all kinds of training where she had to run while carrying weights. She's going to nail this one. We're finally going to see our Olympic champion! And we're off! I'm surprised that Crystal doesn't just order her entire team to detach from the snake and carry it herself and sprint over to Kota and win the challenge immediately, but perhaps she's holding back to make things interesting. Fang seems to be catching up to Kota, and even Probst admits this. But then, of course, he turns against Kelly, whom he hates for no good reason. "Kelly, barely moving!" he calls out. Ugh.
Kota seems to be gaining even more ground as Ken trips over his own feet for the one billionth time in his life. Matty loves him some chocolate éclairs, so he starts yelling at his tribe to move faster. "Fang is fading very quickly!" Probst says. And with that, Ken and Sugar are the first to drop out. Pathetic, Ken. Just pathetic. And yet, I never hear Probst calling him out for being the weakest member of his tribe. He points out that Fang is actually faster without them, and then Matty basically orders Kelly to drop out as well. So now it's just Ace, Matty, and Crystal holding a 200 pound weight. Looks like a good time for Crystal to turn it on and show us why she won that gold medal!
Just as Probst points out that Fang is getting some distance from Kota again now that the wastes of oxygen Sugar, Ken, and Kelly have dropped out, Susie drops out from Kota. Bob is still in it, though, which should really make Ken think about his level of physical activity and how he really needs to step it up. And then ... "I'm tired!" Crystal says. You've got to be kidding me. Really, Crystal? You're tired? You're running! You should have all kinds of endurance, even with the weight! Matty starts shrieking in frustration, and Crystal drops out. Fucking pathetic. Are we sure she won a medal in the real Olympics? Maybe it was the Olimpics. I mean, there are middle-aged Canadian women with curling gold medals who could have done better than Crystal.













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