So now Matty and Ace have to carry 200 pounds between them. Matty is still determined, but Ace says he can't carry 100 pounds. He tries, but in the end they're too slow, and Kota easily catches them and wins the challenge, with Marcus making a totally unnecessary drama dive forward to touch Ace's back. Kota is thrilled, and Crystal is devastated. She should be. Bob outlasted her. What a disgrace. Probst gives Kota their reward, saying there's enough on the plate for them to give themselves a little sample now while they're in front of Fang, just to completely destroy them. "Can you share?" Kelly asks pathetically. "Uh ... no!" Randy says. Then he takes a big bite out of his fruit tart and makes sure to look at Fang as he savors it.
Probst turns to a crying Crystal and asks her what's worse: losing again, or watching other people eat delicious food? Crystal sobs that losing over and over is starting to get to her. "Wah wah wah!" Randy says. Okay, that was kind of hilarious to watch but also incredibly disgusting of Randy. Just awful. Totally unnecessary. Any magnanimity I had for him is gone. I'm sure he's not used to winning anything in life, so this is all new for him, but hasn't he at least read about good sportsmanship in a book or something? Also, after he said that, everyone on his tribe turned to look at him, but they cut to a shot of Crystal, suddenly tear-free, looking all pissed off before we could see their reaction. I would really like to know if they laughed or were horrified and embarrassed. And with that, Kota sends Sugar back to Exile. Why do they do that? It's just cruel now. I know Fang has no chance of winning, and I don't even like most of the people on that tribe, but I do hate Kota so I'm rooting for Fang. Fang is sent away, and Randy sarcastically salutes them. He tells us that the only thing he likes more than winning challenges is watching Fang lose. That's not being competitive -- that's being a miserable human being. As Kota takes its reward and heads home, Crystal tells us that Randy is basically a mean troll who lives under a bridge and she will not take being disrespected like that. If she makes it to the merge, she doesn't see much hope for the original Fangians to form alliances. Which is actually bad news for Randy, since I'm pretty sure the original Kota will immediately get together and align against Fang, which means he'll be voted out along with the rest of his first tribe. Wah wah wah, Randy; you shot yourself in the foot.