For his farewell speech, Ozzy admits to being an idiot and getting way too comfortable. Seriously. He left the challenge for donuts. "To whoever it was in my alliance that voted the other way, right now I pretty much hate you," Ozzy graciously says as we see footage of Cirie voting for Ozzy with a big ol' smile on her face; "So screw you, basically." See you on the jury, you smug bastard! You just got outwitted!
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