Probst reads the votes. First vote: James. Second vote: Jason, who is not pleased but probably stupidly thinking that must be James' vote. Third vote: James. Fourth vote: Parvati. Alexis frowns; how could anyone DARE to vote against someone in the evil women alliance? Fifth vote: James. He shakes his head, sure he's going home despite Jason's incredible stupidity. But then...sixth vote: Jason. His smile fades. The seventh vote is also for Jason, and even though he's stupid, he knows this is bad news for him. Sure enough, the final vote is for Jason, and he's gone. He scrunches up his face, and you can tell that he knows what an idiot he's going to look like when this hit the airwaves. And he's right! Congratulations, Jason -- you just might be the stupidest contestant this game has ever had! Shocked, James shakes his head and laughs. The ladies grin as if they pulled something amazing off when all they really did was hand the immunity idol to the one person they didn't want to have it and then outright lie to him and make him look like the stupidest person in the world before sending him to the jury, where he will be voting on which of them gets the million dollars. And they all look like unnecessarily cruel bullies to the viewing audience as well. THIS MIGHT NOT BE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. Probst extinguishes Jason's torch. See you later, idiot. But at least Jason took this much better than Ozzy did, and he had much more reason to be angry. Amanda reaches across to give James a playful pat, "accidentally" knocking into Alexis as she does so. Play on, player. Probst tells James to see medical about his finger (uh oh...but we'll worry about that next week) and sends everyone else away. Eliza cracks up and nudges Ozzy, who is too angry to allow himself a laugh.
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