Survivor
Survivor

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Sara M: B- | 906 USERS: B-
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How Do You Like Them Apples?

Dabu returns to the beach, where Parvati says Jason is the luckiest person in the game right now. Natalie says she was stalling so someone would "help" her choose who to send to Exile, but no help was forthcoming so she had to make the choice all by herself. And the choice she made was, like, the worst one possible. Way to go, Nat! "If he gets that idol, I'm going to lose it!" Natalie says. Cirie says there's no need to worry unless Jason is good at figuring things out, which he definitely doesn't seem to be...except that he did find the idol's hiding spot last time. "The little bitch now has two days of sunshine with the immunity idol," Natalie says. Whoa, Natalie. "Guaranteed, hands down, the bitch'll find it. And that bitch being Jason," she says. I guess she really did "lose it" after all -- where's all this anger at Jason coming from, unless it's really anger at herself for basically handing him the idol? Alexis suggests that they search Jason's bag as soon as he comes back to see if the idol's there, which...is that allowed? If so, why don't the contestants just do that all the time? Like, James is mad at Parvati, so he can go through her bag and destroy all of her clothes. Then she won't have any clothes to wear and be cold and lose immunity challenges. Amanda helpfully supplies that Jason is "such a threat" in the challenges, all the better to get Jason voted out and not her or James with.

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