Charlie tells us that Dan is "super-vulnerable" tonight. So vulnerable, in fact, that his only chance is if Susie does something crazy. After a shot of symbolic ants scrambling around, Corinne and Susie have a chat. Corinne says that she likes Susie and doesn't want her to go home, so she won't be voting for her tonight. She says she's pretty sure Dan's going home, and that's because they think Susie is more loyal than he is. Susie says that as long as they keep her in the loop, she'll stick with them. And then she says that she was planning on putting Corinne's name down tonight because Corinne does the least around camp and Susie needs help from as many people as possible and thus wants to keep them around. WOW. Susie basically just said that she's the weakest person there, and that Corinne is the second-weakest, which is why Susie was going to vote for her. That is a failure of EPIC PROPORTIONS on Susie's part.
It doesn't get past Corinne, who remains friendly while talking to Susie and then tells us that Susie is a moron. "I hate her. I hate her, hate her, hate her! Like, I really want to stab her in the face," Corinne says. Whaaa? Shades of last season's Natalie and her sudden transformation into a violence-threatening crazy lady! Stab her in the face? Because she was thinking of voting you out? You HATE her? Chill the hell out, Corinne.
Corinne runs off to tell Randy about Susie's face-stab-worthy comment, misrepresenting the conversation to say that Susie told her she was going to vote for her tonight. That's not exactly what Susie said. She said she was "going" to vote for Corinne when she didn't know what was going on, but now that someone told her what was up, she won't. Randy takes this opportunity to say that it shows that Susie is crazy. "She's the worst kind of nuts because you don't see it coming," Corinne says. Yes, saying you're going to vote for someone in a game about voting for people = crazy, but threatening to stab someone in the face for saying she's going to vote for you in a game about voting for people = hallmark of sanity. I get it. "I want her gone yesterday," Corinne says. Randy smiles. He tells us that Susie has no game, and that makes her dangerous and unpredictable. Both Corinne and Randy agree that Susie is going tonight, but then Corinne remembers that Dan went to Exile "Island" once and could have the idol. Randy says he doesn't know if Dan has the idol or not. He must have a pretty good idea that Dan doesn't have it, based on him emptying out his bag at Tribal Council, but he doesn't say. Randy tells us that Susie needs to go home because she's "annoying," even though he just said that he wanted Bob to stay despite him being annoying. Then again, who isn't annoying to Randy?