Jeff asks Caryn how she feels about seeing two people on the tribe at odds with each other at this point. Caryn decides to pour out the fact that after Gregg, Jenn, and Katie left for the yacht, Ian immediately told her that they had to vote off Gregg, Jenn, and Katie. Caryn realized at some point that Ian had made competing promises to different people, almost as if he's trying to win the game or something. Can you imagine? She gets all snippy, whining, "I felt really had." Who knew that could happen in a game like this? (Eye-roll.) As usual, Coby is over on the jury doing his best imitation of that Jon Lovitz character on Saturday Night Live who narrated those naughty-stable-boy stories with Tom Hanks. Know what I mean? With the "ooooh, scandalous" and everything. That's what Coby is going for. For some reason, Jeff treats all this nonsense from Caryn as some huge, ground-shaking revelation, which I kind of don't understand, because they all did the same thing. They all tried to get in and out of multiple alliances and to make people believe they had loyalties they didn't have. Why is this shocking?
At any rate, Ian clarifies that Caryn is just as much a part of the boot-Gregg plan as anyone else, and adds that he never intended to vote out Katie. And I love how Caryn says, "That's baloney," as if she knows. You don't know, you fool! Does Caryn not get that Ian only needed Caryn for that vote, and that it's entirely possible that he never did intend to vote for Katie? That he wanted to get Katie back to an F3 with him and Tom, and not with Gregg and Jenn? Does it occur to Caryn that she might be the one to whom Ian did not tell the truth? Apparently, it does not.
Tom explains that, in fact, when they got back to the beach, Caryn told Ian that Katie and Gregg wanted him gone. Caryn makes a large and comical gasping face and insists that this isn't so. Which...what a pile of crap. For one thing, Caryn admitted last week that she had been making the case for a while to break up Jenn and Gregg, so she'd already been trying to get them to turn on those two. Second, she most certainly tattled to Tom that Katie wanted to vote him out, so at most, she's being highly disingenuous by acting as if she never did anything like what Tom is suggesting. Whether Tom is characterizing this all exactly correctly or not, Caryn certainly did what is implied here -- encouraged Tom and Ian to vote off Gregg and Katie, and told them that Katie was disloyal and wanted Tom out. She certainly did those things, and this whole shocked routine is a bit silly. At any rate, Tom points out that after he learned that he and Ian were in trouble, Ian suggested that they needed to take Gregg out. Which is certainly close enough to what happened not to be offensive.









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