Symbolic spider! And then Stephen talks to J.T., who is stupidly surprised when Stephen suggests taking Tyson out. But he doesn't say no, just that it's a "big move" and it's a bit early to make it, probably since it'll leave Tempura with a majority against Jalapeño. But it's a majority with Sierra and Erinn in it, so I wouldn't be too concerned. Stephen tells J.T. that this could be their only chance at Tyson, then says that almost every season has one challenge monster. "Let's make it you," he says to J.T. Damn, Stephen is good at this. J.T. says that Sierra is a "lying bitch" and he hates her. Say what? How? How is she any more of a liar than you were when you lied to Brendan? Stephen says he hates Sierra, too, and I don't know where all of this Sierra hate is coming from. J.T. interviews that going against Douche's warrior alliance is a tough decision. If you're a moron, yes. I really hope J.T. isn't a moron. But I also know that this show loves to bring my hopes up only to send them crashing down at Tribal Council.
Douche talks to J.T. and says Sierra is going home tonight, and the "warrior alliance" is going to the Final Five because it would be "fucking stupid" of them to give themselves that name only to chicken out and fall apart. Except that J.T. didn't give the alliance that name. You did, Douche. And you think Debbie is a warrior, so whatever. J.T. looks Douche right in the face and says he has his word. They shake on it. J.T. interviews that it'll "crush" Douche if he goes against him, and he doesn't know what he's going to do. Uh huh. Bye, Sierra.
The tribe arrives at Tribal Council. Probst brings Brendan in, and then there's a shot of Douche with like fifteen feathers in his stupid hair. Brendan goofily smiles and waves at everyone even though there is supposed to be no communication from jury unless it contains Eliza. Probst talks to Sierra first, noting that she was stunned when Brendan was voted out at the last Tribal Council. Sierra says she was, and she's expecting to go home tonight. She won't be blindsided. But she will cry, which probably makes Tyson happy. Please let him be voted out. Please!! Probst asks Tyson if he's nervous about his own position in the game since he doesn't have immunity tonight. Tyson says he feels pretty comfortable because he's an idiot. He says he trusts his alliance and he was happy to see someone he loves win if he couldn't win himself. Sierra rolls her eyes like a champ. "Thank you, Tyson," Debbie says. Please let this lead up to Tyson's blindside. PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE.