Probst starts to ask J.T. what he thinks about Tyson saying that he's glad Debbie won and not J.T. Tyson immediately interrupts to say that he didn't say he was glad Debbie won, he said he was glad that "someone [he] loved" won. And he loves everyone here, including an unamused Brendan and excepting an equally unamused Sierra. Tyson winks at Brendan like that'll win him a vote. When asked, Tyson comes right out and says that he's voting for Sierra tonight. Probst asks Sierra if people are trying to win her jury vote by being "nice" enough to tell her she's being voted out next. Yes, because Tyson was so nice about that. Sierra says that she knew as soon as Brendan left the game that she'd be going next, but she wanted her tribe to know ... and then she sort of makes no sense for a while until Probst finally interrupts to say "I don't know what you're talking about." "Nobody does," Tyson adds. Sierra spins around angrily as Tyson volunteers to speak for Sierra. Sierra turns this generous offer down, and Tyson looks over at Brendan again like he'll be impressed with Tyson for kicking his alliancemate when she's down. Probst just wants to know what the deal is between Tyson and Sierra right now. Sierra says Tyson likes to badger her and most of what he says isn't funny. Go, Sierra! Tyson says he's never felt close to Sierra but he has tried to be friendly to her. Probst asks Tyson if that attitude could hurt him in the game, and Tyson says he gave Sierra five minutes to explain herself and when she took longer than that and he was already mad at her for trying to vote out Douche, he decided that he didn't owe her any more courtesy since she didn't give him any in the first place. "This is a game about strengths and weaknesses. It's not a personality contest," Sierra says, which isn't necessarily true. Then she does make some sense and says that Tyson is really strong in challenges and that's not someone you want to go up against in the end. Douche and Tyson smirk at this, because they have no idea how this game is played. Sierra says she wouldn't vote Tyson out because she didn't like him -- she'd vote him out because it would increase her chances of winning a reward or immunity.
Probst reminds Douche that Tyson won the first two immunity challenges, so why not get rid of the threat tonight? Douche says he wants to "walk the path of the noble warrior," although we all know that if said path had some poison ivy on it or too many rocks or it was just kind of hot outside or someone offered him pizza, he wouldn't. Taj's expression during this is AWESOME. She crosses her eyes! Like she's so beyond done with Douche's warrior BS that she can't even roll her eyes. So great. When Douche is done talking about how he wants to go up against the strongest possible person, Probst eagerly points out that he voted Brendan out. HA!!! Probst 3, Douche 0 so far tonight. "I will explain this to you," Douche offers. "I'm sure you will," Probst says. +4. Everyone laughs at Douche. Douche says Brendan pitted himself against him. Probst interrupts to say that's what Douche said he wanted. Douche says he did, and he won, so thank you. Probst giggles. +5 Douche can't help but say that he is a better leader than Brendan, because that's really what he didn't like about Brendan all along, isn't it? And how is Brendan wrong and dishonorable for going up against Douche THE EXACT SAME WAY that Douche tried to go up against him, except that Douche did it earlier? Also, as far as Douche knew going into that vote, Brendan was voting for J.T. and had more trust in his alliance with Tempura than Douche ever did himself. And why am I even arguing about this? No one on earth could possibly think that Douche is the honorable warrior he claims to be. Douche says that he has trust in his alliance, and they will battle each other "in an honorable fashion," as in he will not go back on his word to them. Probst clears up that Douche's definition of an "honorable battle" is both parties agreeing how they're going to fight or something. Douche says something about being a ravenous wolf and I wish one would roll up on the set and eat him now.