Probst turns to J.T. and asks him how he feels about Douche's strategy. J.T. says Douche is changing the game just like he said he would, and he believes in Douche's word. Prost asks Douche if he feels just as secure with J.T.'s word, and Douche says yes, but only in terms that make it look like Douche is that awesome for being able to see the truth in J.T.'s eyes. As he says this, J.T. looks shifty-eyed, which is only meant to give me false hope that Tyson is leaving tonight. With that, it's time to vote.
Douche votes for Sierra, saying more shit about dragons and "good night, sweet princess" before delicately placing the vote inside the urn. Sierra votes for Tyson: "you're a jerk." Yep. Probst tallies the votes and ask if anyone wants to play his idol. No one does. Everyone except Sierra is looking pretty damn smug. The first vote is for Sierra. More smugness. Then one vote for Tyson. Even more smugness as everyone assumes the vote is from Sierra. Then there's another vote for Sierra, and a third vote, and she's getting ready to stand up and thinking of what to say when Probst extinguishes her torch. Tyson is grinning away, celebrating before the game is over. And then ... a second vote for Tyson, and the grin fades. Omg. Omg. PLEASE!!! Tyson gets a third vote. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. Sierra can't believe it. Douche is looking not so smug anymore. Tyson gets A FOURTH VOTE!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU, ERINN!!!! Also I love her trying to look all surprised right now with that hand over her mouth. And the last vote is for ... TYSON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Have fun at the loser's lodge with Brendan, asshole. By the way, Sierra is crying right now in happiness. I wonder if Tyson is enjoying watching her cry. Brendan sure is. Probst extinguishes Tyson's torch, and he doesn't go off on a killing spree or anything. In fact, he turns and waves and seems almost likeable if you don't think about everything else he's done this season. Awesomely, Douche sits there looking crushed. An angry Debbie glares at him, and he shakes his head that he had nothing to do with this, and that's the most real reaction we've seen from Douche yet. Probst says that with another blindside (and this counts as one, with four people having no idea that Tyson was going home tonight, including one of the people who voted for him), it's shaping up to be the battle that Douche claimed he wanted. +6.