Survivor

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Sara M: B- | 1534 USERS: B
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Speaking of Rupert, he's somehow able to walk to the voting booth despite his toe being broken worse than any other toe has been in the history of toes. We don't see who he votes for. Stephenie votes for Amanda, saying, "it's the plan, you're the weakest." Amanda votes for Stephenie. Probst returns with the urn. He reads Stephenie and Amanda's votes for each other first, then one for "Stef," one for Amanda, a third for Stephenie and a third for Amanda (who has no reaction to this), and a fourth for Stephenie. So those are the alliance votes. Now it's time for the moment of truth! Stephenie looks down and shakes her head, looking pretty defeated. And then she's voted out. Cirie couldn't vote Amanda out after all. And just when I start feeling sorry for Stephenie and angry about how this all went down, she turns back to her tribe as Probst snuffs her torch and says "just some advice: next time 'y'all' lose a challenge, a little less cursing off your tribe might help." And just when I'm starting to think that her tribe did the right thing in voting her last-word-needing egomaniac self out, James reminds me what a complete asshole he is by saying "keep your mouth shut." So unnecessary. You voted her out, isn't that enough? "Aw, come on," Tom says. "It's been a pleasure," Stephenie says, because after all that, she STILL just has to get the last word. Too bad she didn't let that be her Final Two finish in Guatemala.

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