Survivor

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Sara M: B- | 1521 USERS: B
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Crybabyitis

Probst says go, and the first two teams -- Cirie and J.T. and Danielle and Rob, who totally doesn't have the flu -- are off. J.T. and Cirie get their crate back first while Rob and Danielle struggle a bit with theirs. Tom and Candice then make their way back with the second crate, followed by Tyson and Sandra, who seem to be moving even slower than Rob and Danielle were. Colby and Stephenie are back with the third crate as Douche and Jerri take off to get their tribe's third crate. Probst takes a second to admire the ease with which James appears to get his crate back to the mat. Shut up, Probst. Parvati, meanwhile, appears to get nailed in the face with a corner of her and Li'l Russell's crate. As Rob and Tyson roll their crate back, Randy suggests that they roll it over Rupert's toe. Then he and Courtney sit on their bench and laugh because they are awesome. Can we just have them sit on a bench and comment about the show as it unfolds instead of actually participating in it? And then Eliza can sit next to them and be so shocked all the time. Best show ever.

Survivor

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