Over at Chapera, Alicia is looking out at the raft admiringly as Rob, Sue, and Amber frolic upon it. Quality-wise, it's somewhere in between the Mogo Mogo and Saboga rafts -- it's not nearly as broad and flat as Saboga's pontoon boat, but it's wider than the Mogo Mogo torpedo. "I say nice rack -- uh, raft," Big Tom says, and Alicia's like, "Yes, yes, har-dee-har." He says it was an accident. Riiiight. She asks him if he's been drinking. Rob tells Big Tom that the boat is like a "waterbed." "That's the best-built thing since Alicia," Big Tom slurs admiringly. In an interview, an unhappy Sue says that if she could get rid of anyone at this point, she'd get rid of Tom. "He's a stupid drunk," she says, not really amused. "He's a stupid, klutzy drunk." She goes on: "I don't care for the man whatsoever. I don't think his sexual indoendoes [sic] are funny." Have you ever seen the one where the Indoendoes fight the Huguenots? Now that's not funny. Tom heads down with the whiskey to "christen the ship," and Sue interviews that she decided to christen it by peeing on it instead. His big moment stepped on, Big Tom is not happy. "Kiss my ass, what a hag," he mutters on the beach upon learning this news. "That's gonna make a hole in the driftwood. That'll rot any wood I know." Yeah...the stubborn women totally have the most acidic urine. ["It's not a very neighbourly comment, but I have to agree: Sue is a hag." -- Wing Chun] Tom does, however, go down to the water to join the rest of the team and the raft. "I christen thee...the Suzy Q, in honor of me old lady Sue!" he slurs. Sue is, in fact, laughing at this point, so I'm not sure things between them are quite as bad as they appear, though I think they're certainly not good.