Back from commercials, it's time for Ravu to burn a few minutes pretending that there's any question regarding whom they're going to get rid of. Weirdly Little House On The Prairie-seeming music plays as Anthony sits around talking about how they lost another challenge, and "Cookie" has once again been left to deal with the fire. He explains all of this in his best old-man-with-no-teeth voice, which is pretty funny. "So I'm a little bit in panic mode right now," he adds, as appealing as he's ever been. "Cinderella," he says to himself as he sharpens the machete. "Black male Cinderella." I could totally buy Rocky as wicked stepmother. Or I could, if he weren't so fundamentally shot through with maleness to the core of his being, such that he pulsates with testosterone. Anthony calmly explains to the camera that he's quite concerned about being voted off. As, obviously, he should be.
Out in the water, Rocky is telling Edgardo that he doesn't understand how Anthony lasted so long when, for instance, Jessica and Erica were so much better. Well...maybe because...you did nothing to help Jessica, and you voted for Erica? I mean, if you want to know, ask "your boy" Mookie. Furthermore, Jessica lasted about two days, so you have no idea what kind of a player she would have been, and don't front. And finally, Rocky, stop calling Anthony "kid" and "boy," because you're twenty-eight and he's thirty-two. You don't want to give anybody the wrong idea.
Anthony has a chat with "Dreamz" in which he acknowledges that Rocky and Mookie will want to boot him. "Dreamz" says that he'll try to "keep it Rock," meaning that he'll try to get the boot placed on Rocky's ass. Don't I wish. "Dreamz" interviews that it's going to be either Anthony or Rocky. "Dreamz" would like to get rid of Rocky, on account of his being both nutty and lazy, meaning that he doesn't do anything other than cause crap. Anthony, on the other hand, does plenty around camp, but is weak in challenges. Do you want to win, or do you want to be able to drink water when you lose? These are the questions plaguing Ravu.













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