Survivor

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Sara M: B+ | 1293 USERS: C+
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Chocolate Lovers

Jerri's nose isn't bleeding, so the unnecessary roughness is allowed to continue. Whoever scores the next point is the winner. This time, the Villains start off strong, getting all three balls and even a rebound from one of the Heroes' shots, thanks to Danielle, who actually did something. Rob has a good shot, but J.T. cleverly uses his ball to knock Rob's ball off its path. Rob then does the same to J.T.'s shot. In the end, it's JERRI who gets the second and final point for the Villains with an amazing shot. Like, she threw that ball in a perfect spiral and it came down right into the net while Rupert watched helplessly. The only way that could have been better is if she'd managed to make the ball spell out "fuck you, Rupert," as it sailed through the air. The Villains' chocolate-loving ladies cheer her on from the sidelines. Even Courtney, who hasn't eaten chocolate (or anything else, for that matter) in 20 years! The women are so happy that even Sandra gives Parvati and Courtney a hug, and Sandra hates everyone! What a wonderful moment for women everywhere, with all three points scored coming from either a woman or Tyson, who is pretty much the same thing. Probst sends everyone away except for James, who gets a second look from the doctors.

Survivor

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