Meanwhile, on Exile Island, Yau Man receives a clue essentially informing him of the location of the idol, even more than the clue Sylvia got last time, which is really saying something. What it's saying is basically "If you don't find it now, then I just don't even feel sorry for you." Yau Man says that he's not unhappy about being sent to the island; in fact, he's happy for his shot at finding the idol, although like everyone else who has seen the idol-in-camp clues, he doesn't know how to find a time to dig by himself out of the presence of the rest of the team. He does think he needs it, though.
Moto, Night 9. Massage intrigue begins as Edgardo receives a night-vision massage from Liliana. Apparently, Edgardo was thinking of a dirty massage, because when he receives an actual massage, he gets all, "It's a sports massage!," making clear that the actual muscle-mashing thing was not what he had in mind. He was just looking for the touchy-touchy a little bit. And, really, aren't we all? Liliana says something about taking her shirt off, and the tribe chuckles. Except for Lisi, who is lying around being angry at Liliana for getting attention that Lisi clearly finds threatening. Lisi tells us that "sometimes, guys aren't hip to the ways that chicks maneuver," but -- get this: "Liliana tries to be so sneaky, but I'm Latin, and knowing my people the way that I do, I see what she's doing. I know in her little diabolical Mexican mind [!!], she's trying to come up with something, you know?" That phrase was "diabolical Mexican mind," in case you're wondering. In case, you know, you'd like to float that one at a cocktail party. Now, Liliana is receiving a massage, and Lisi isn't happy about that, either. Unfortunately, Lisi comes off in this sequence as bitterly jealous and threatened, because not only is it ridiculous to use phrases like "diabolical Mexican mind," but it's ridiculous to be in an alliance with men you think are such absurd flakes that they would stop working with you and change their votes because they get a massage -- sports or otherwise.













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