Survivor
Survivor

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Oh, Bucket

As the auction continues, they all fanatically count their money. Lamber counts hers over and over again. The bidding for the Thanksgiving dinner is intense, and Elisabeth asks for a loan when it's up to $240 and she's out of money. Tina instantly turns around and asks if Elisabeth will save her one piece of her turkey and half her mashed potatoes for a loan. Lamber turns around a second later thinking she'll make the same deal and be accepted because she's prettier than Tina. Keith, meanwhile is also in the bidding, and Tina keeps adding money to Elisabeth's pile until Keith runs out of money. Tina and Elisabeth stuff whole pieces of turkey in their mouths. Lamber then bids on a "mystery plate." Peachy goads Rodger into bidding too and he does, but then Lamber bids again and Peachy speeds through the counting so that sweet Rodger doesn't get stuck with the "tall glass of Herbert River water." Lamber pretends to throw the water on Peachy; she should have! Keith says, "We read that one right, didn't we?" and high-fives Colby, although he was bidding on it five seconds ago. Next up is a cheeseburger! Rodger wins for $320, jumps up, and then quickly returns to his seat for permission from Peachy. He says, "Okay, get the gavel, I'm ready!" Elisabeth calls him "Frugal Fanny" as he excitedly runs to his burger. Rodger eats and then thanks Peachy, who answers as if he made it himself. We don't see the rest of the auction and we don't know if they spent all their money or had some left over or if anyone got really screwed (besides Lamber) with a bum prize or by waiting too long and being left holding all their cash. We didn't see Keith win very much, now that I think of it.

Walking back to camp, the S7 start feeling sick, and Lamber says that she's the only one who's feeling well. Tina can't believe "it" can "go through you that fast." Our immediate response to this was that the producers had laced the auctioned food with laxatives -- who, really, would put it past them? The Barramundi members head off in various directions to the "latrine." Colby and Lamber still feel fine. Nick says he's going to take a bath so the "whole tent doesn't smell like ass." Lovely. He then basically admits that his ass is still dirty by telling us, "You can only get so much with leaves, I'm sure!" Rodger comes stumbling into the camp and says, "Well, that felt good. Almost as good as eatin' a cheeseburger!" and then cracks himself up. They all wash themselves off in the water.. The water that's right in front of their camp. Elisabeth thinks she's all done, and then, minutes later, goes sprinting off into the woods. While wiggling around in the water and cleaning himself off, Rodger gleefully exclaims to Keith, "My leaf had a hole in it!"

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