Next up: Cassandra versus Rita. Again, Cassandra is bigger anyway. She knocks Rita off with essentially one blow and one finishing-off blow. That was...short.

Edgardo and Anthony? Well, it seems like a better match, other than the starvation, but Anthony gets turned around the wrong way, which leaves him an easy target, and Edgardo bumps him off. So that's 3-0. Isn't this fun? Couldn't you just watch the people with food beat up the starving people all day? It's like watching the Incredible Hulk wrestle Sanjaya Malakar. This was the point at which I realized that this is the first genuinely bad season of Survivor ever. Watching a bunch of people who clearly don't stand a chance being thrown in the dirt by a bunch of people who clearly don't understand that they came in with all the advantages...it's enough to make me conjure up words like "distasteful," which is a pretty remarkable accomplishment for a show that shows farting and periodic mental collapses.

Anyway, next up: Lisi versus Michelle. That's probably a thirty- or forty-pound weight differential, easily. Michelle, of course, goes right in the drink.