Calling directions for Jalapeño will be Joe, while Debbie will be doing the honors for Tempura. Wait -- what? Why Debbie? Isn't this the perfect job for someone whose sole purpose in life is ordering people around, be it on the soccer field or in the orchestra pit (or whatever room in the Community Center serves as such)? You know, someone who can't stop telling us about his vast experience and incredible skill at yelling loud orders across long distances to several people at once in a competitive atmosphere, and who is so sure of his abilities that he actually makes people call him Coach??? How could he NOT be doing this? How could he have possibly convinced his team that freaking Debbie was a better choice than him? Anyway, Probst starts the challenge and the teams set about trying to find their buckets. Team J.T./Sydney get their bucket first. Debbie manages to lead Team Erinn/Sierra to their bucket soon after. Then the rest of Jalapeño get their buckets in quick succession and head for the water tower. Meanwhile, Tyson and Douche are still fumbling around for their bucket, and I see that Douche isn't even the leader of their two-man team. Team Spencer/Stephen fill their bucket first. Erinn/Sierra get to the tower first for Tempura, as if this will help either of their cases when it comes time to vote one of them out at the next Tribal Council. They could win this challenge single-handedly and Douche will still insist that they are the weakest and least useful members of the tribe. Meanwhile, Brendan and Jerry are totally lost and bucket-less. Taj/Sandy pass them on their way back to the start. Jerry calls out for help, but when Debbie yells at them to go left, they don't. Instead, they wander off behind Jalapeño's water tower, much to Probst's delight.