Peachy dramatically commands the S6 to "grab [their] rocks." Kathy hits one of Sean's tiles right away, but it barely releases any sand. Then Sean hits Robert's structure, and does a little bit of damage. Robert also gets a hit, but it's a big one, and sand pours over Paschal's tiki. Peachy thinks that might do it, and it does, so Paschal is out of the game.

Next, Vecepia's tiki takes a bit of a hit by Neleh, and then Kathy completely buries Sean. Neleh's tiki is still above ground, but Sean is out. Vecepia says, "Women rule this place. Let's do this!" and then appropriately buries Robert's tiki. Peachy says, "That's it, General. You're out." In more ways than one, as we all know by now. Robert slaps Kathy's butt with his slingshot on his way to the sidelines, but not nearly hard enough.

So now it's just Neleh, Vecepia, and Kathy, who celebrate their girl power. Kathy exclaims, "The chicks are in the final!" and starts wiggling her hips around and doing some more jazz hands. Neleh wiggles around, too, and Vecepia wants to do the "chick dance," which is borrowed from the Bangles. Also, "chick danc[ing]" evidently involves sticking out one's tongue. I'll have to remember that the next time I hit a club. The men seem genuinely amused, and then Kathy jokingly snaps herself to attention: "Get serious!" Hee. Vecepia and Neleh hit each other, but Peachy concludes that "neither one covered a tiki." They then simultaneously double-team Kathy, causing Peachy to exclaim to Kathy, "Your tiki is completely covered."

So it's the final two. Aim, fire, and Neleh gets a hit on Vecepia. She squeals in victory, but it's not over yet. Then Vecepia hits one of Neleh's tiles, but no sand comes out. They take another shot at each other, and miss. Then miss again. I start to feel like we'll still be here next week, when it's time to recap episode twelve. Down to two: they aim and fire and Neleh hits Vecepia's structure and squeals, but Vecepia's not out yet. Vecepia hits Neleh's, but no sand comes out, because it's from the top. Vecepia says, "Dang!" at one point, but not a single "Oh my heck" issues forth from Neleh. Now, they're both lined up in front of each other's tikis with perfect shots, causing Peachy to smarm, "Two big misses!" Then, just as the tikis are ready to bury themselves to get the waiting over with, Vecepia gets a little hit on Neleh that just manages to do the job. Neleh is confused and amazed to have lost, but Vecepia has no such hesitation. She starts wildly gesticulating and dancing around while shrieking ten times more obnoxiously than Kathy ever has. She yells, "Oh, give it to me! Thank you, Jesus!" Neleh hugs her but looks pissed, while Vecepia points at God.