The first vote is for a poker-faced Rodger. The second vote is for a poker-faced Humpback Lamber. Then Rodger -- my heart is beating quickly here; then Humpback Lamber. Then Humpback Lamber and finally...Humpback Lamber! Aaaahhh Maaaahhhhh Gaaaaaah! Humpback Lamber hugs Keith, and Rodger mumbles to himself and tips his hat. The jury looks perplexed. Humpback Lamber tells the others to stay strong, and then blows them kisses, which they return. Colby look like he might be crying.. Peachy tells us that the old tribal lines are gone; Elisabeth looks like she's crying along with Colby and all the world's disappointed farm animals.
Next week on Survivor a reward challenge shows us their loved ones. It's not nearly so difficult this season to believe that these people actually have people who love them. Colby calls Keith a bozo. Good one!
As the credits roll, Lamber tells us that she doesn't hold anything against anybody, as we see that Colby cast the only other vote against Rodger. She tells us that she will "never ever ever" regret anything that happened in the Outback and that she and the others will be BFF.