Bob tells Sugar the good news. She's so happy. So very happy. This is going to be the greatest comeuppance this game has ever seen. And since the editors chose to show it all unfold before Tribal Council, we get to be in on it along with Sugar. Although it worries me that they're giving so much away -- is it because the plan does not work out after all? I couldn't bear it. I need to see Randy go down. A symbolic spider catches a beetle. Excellent. Randy is the beetle! Sugar returns to the hut and tells Ken and Crystal that tonight is going to be "the funkiest night of your life." Crystal looks doubtful. "Wait for it. Wait for it," Sugar says. And with that, they're off to Tribal Council.
Tribal Council begins. Marcus and Charlie arrive and take their spots on the jury. Sugar mouths "sorry" to Charlie, but she's not that sorry. Probst says that the auction should have ended happily with everyone eating cookies, but it didn't. He asks Sugar what happened. Gah, really? Do we have to go over this AGAIN? Sugar says that when Randy offered her the last cookie, she didn't realize it was his and simply gave it to Matty. "And we've heard about it for three days," Sugar concludes. At this point, I feel like I have, too. Probst asks Randy if he played the auction the right way. Randy says he was "testing" Sugar by offering her his cookie, and that he could have stepped on all the cookies or choose to be generous and offer them to the tribe. He chose to be generous, and even offered Sugar a cookie twice. Except that he only "chose" to be generous after asking Probst if he couldn't have all the cookie to himself and being ordered to give them to his tribe mates. But he doesn't mention that. "It's freaking cookies. My god, we're grown-ups. It's stupid," Sugar says, as if she can't think of any possible reason why Randy would be upset about what she did, or that she didn't do it for the sole purpose of pissing him off.