Survivor
Survivor

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If You Give A Sugar A Cookie...

The next item is a mystery. Randy and Ken go at it, with Randy topping out at $320. Ken doesn't seem to want to go any higher, but Sugar tells him that $320 is all Randy has left, so Ken bids $340 to win. Wow, Sugar really wants Randy's life to suck in the auction. It's actually more important to her than the food. She must hate him. A lot. Ken's prize is not food, but a scroll. It says he can send either himself or someone else to Exile "Island," and if he sends someone else, he gets all of his money. Ken says he needs money, so he sends Bob to Exile. Ken reminds us that he knows there's no idol out there for Bob to find, but that Bob will look for it anyway since he obviously couldn't find it the first time. Meanwhile, no one on the Kota alliance seems a bit suspicious that Ken just passed up the chance to look for the hidden idol himself.

The next item is also covered. Ken, Matty, and Randy have a bidding war. Randy bids $320 again, and Ken says Randy can have it, even though Ken has more money than anyone and would still be okay if he spent it here. Just when it looks like Randy's going to walk away with another item, Sugar bids $340. Wow, she only did that to spite Randy. I don't think she even cares what she won, because the fact that she won it and Randy didn't is the best prize she could have gotten. And what did she win? Chocolate bars sitting in peanut butter! Sugar lets out a scream of joy at the sight. As Sugar licks the peanut butter off of her dirty fingers and probably gives herself some disease from the 1920s, Crystal says that was the prize Sugar was hoping for. Why do the models on this show love chocolate and peanut butter so much?

The next item is a hot bath. Probst whips the blanket off of a bathtub full of soapy water. Next to it is shampoo and soap and Probst adds that the winner will also receive a fresh, clean set of his clothes. Randy starts the bidding at $320. I would think that for the sake of everyone who has to sleep near him, Sugar would let Randy win this one, but no. Susie bids $340, and Randy says he'll give $100 to bathe her if she wins. Everyone is creeped out. I think comments like this are one of the reasons why Sugar hates Randy so much. "Yeah. That's not gonna happen," Susie says. And with that, Susie wins her bath. Poor Ken, though -- as Susie goes to claim her prize, Sugar tells him that if he had won, she would have cuddled with his fresh clean self. "Will you cuddle with a rich man?" Ken asks. Not sure if he's talking about the $620 he has in his hands or the million he's assuming he'll win. I do have a feeling that that $620 is the most money Ken's ever held in his entire life.

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