Probst points at the shower stall that's apparently been standing there the entire time unbeknownst to us at home. It comes with shampoo, conditioner, and clean underwear, which has got to be a treat to these people. It is to Natalie, who says "clean underwear" to herself before bidding $120. The women apparently don't care for underwear while the men want to see Natalie in the shower, so she wins it. Natalie steps in the shower and we see that the door is really narrow, and placed up there pretty high. Really, Survivor shower building staff? You couldn't have just given the contestant a proper door? Natalie is in danger of exposing herself below the bottom of the door, but in the end she's tall enough to stay modest. Cheesy saxophone music plays as Natalie gets in the shower and disrobes. Before anyone can think this is too sexy, Shambo just ruins the moment by cackling.
And finally, we have desert. It's a huge slice of apple pie and it looks nasty. But Brett wants it and bids $180, his voice cracking with excitement or possibly disuse. John bids $300 and Brett can't bid again as his one line per episode quota has already been filled. So John wins it. Probst says John has a choice now: he can either keep the slice of pie he won, or give it up for an entire pie and choose four people to get a slice each. But then he doesn't get any pie for himself. The entire pie looks even nastier than the lone slice. Did they not have any pie tins to cook that in? It looks like it's been cooked in a cake pan. Probst says John can either be selfish or "try to buy some goodwill." John turns to the rest of the group and asks what they want him to do. "Is anyone really stoked on pie?" he asks. Natalie sure is. Jaison already muttered something about how apple pie is his favorite desert. Now that John's gotten their hopes up, he decides to keep the one slice of pie for himself. "No one's going to vote me off because they didn't get a piece of apple pie," he says. Li'l Russell interviews that John made the wrong decision and he should have given the pie "to everybody," even though that wasn't an option. He could only give it to four people. Li'l Russell says he would have given the pie to Foa Foa and Shambo, but that would have been an easy decision for him because everyone knows who his alliance is. John would have had to choose between Foa Foa and Galu and one group would have been angry to lose out. Meanwhile, Li'l Russell didn't win any food at all and kind of gave away the fact that he has the immunity idol, so it's not like he fared much better.













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