Survivor
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Joanna: B+ | 647 USERS: B-
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Oh, What a Tangled Web They Weave

Back at Rattana, Jenna says that if she feels like sitting in a hammock all day, she will, and Colleen says she won't stop her, as if she could. What's she going to do, impale her on a hipbone? In a confessional, Colleen sweetly says, "We had fun, you know. We had...Pagong was a good, was a good place to live. Now we move into the new neighborhood, with the nasty neighborhood," and then we cut to a priceless shot of Sue grunting, "I'm gonna go over in my house for a while. And bitch." Colleen and Jenna are finally onto Tagi, but they're not onto the fact that it's too late. Colleen fingers Rich and Sue as the leaders of the alliance, saying, "They're smart. They're very smart people, although Rich is just a numbskull," and somehow I don't think Colleen's currently using those free Ericsson minutes on long-distance calls to Rich. She then says, "People are wishy-washy; they're conniving, and they're stupid, and that's what's happening, and it's all out in the open for everybody to see." I'm not sure if Colleen is trying to say the others are stupid, or to admit that Pagong was stupid. She then says she has the choice to wait until her "ticket comes up," or to try and strategize to make a difference. Jenna has a very bad peeling sunburn as she tells us they're going to vote the same even though it might jeopardize the next vote, but that it will keep them safe for now. In post-show interviews, Jenna has said she lost twenty pounds on that island; nineteen of those must have been brain cells. A crab of deception skitters by.

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