Pirate-licious flutelike music tootles serenely as we watch Rupert the Putative Fish Guy swimming around underwater, desperately trying to stab something living. Boston Rob and Big Tom observe from a distance, and Rob mutters, "I want to catch some fish. Grizzly Adams out there's trying to pretend like he's a big man. He's brought home two little fish the whole time he's been here." Rob then interviews that if Rupert catches fish, that's great: "He can continue to feed me until it's time fuh him to go. And that time will be determined by me. So he better catch a lot of fish...keep my belly full." Yeah, to some degree, he's just playing up that caricature, but to some degree, he's not, and it's very tiresome. He's one of those people who is far more palatable when slightly insecure. ["What they should have done is blended the cockiness of Boston Rob and the insecurity of Amazon Rob to create some kind of Uber-Rob." -- Wing Chun]