Good Lord, this recap is already long enough so I am not going to recap Tarzan's ridiculous speech. He uses a lot of words that he doesn't really understand. Like concatenations doesn't mean "twists and turns." Shut it, oldie. Anyway, he starts crying when he talks about his wife and thanks the women for letting him stay long enough to get to see her. And he has no questions. Chelsea wants to tell him that he's shown her that true love exists and now she won't settle for anything less and she thanks him for that. Whatever. I mean, it is kind of touching, but I know many, many couples that have stayed together for a long time and appear to still be in love.

Leif is next. He wants to know the story of why they voted him off. Kim says that she could never figure out whether she could trust Leif or not and he had voted for her before, so she knew he would vote for him again. Sabrina says that she didn't make the decision to get rid of him, but she did go along with it and she didn't give him a heads up because it would have hurt her in the game. That's honest, but also a terrible answer.

Alicia still thinks she was a kingpin and compares herself to Kim and says that she would have a good chance of winning if she were still in it. Chelsea and Sabrina are all frown-y like, "Are we even here? Does she see us?" Anyway, Alicia has no questions. It really feels like there are a lot of people just standing up and making statements and sitting down. Lame.

Okay, the Bitterness Train just pulled into the station. You KNOW that Troy is going to be sour. He does congratulate them and says he doesn't hate them. His beef is with Kim though, so he's going to focus on her. Her answer to this question determines his vote and he acts like it will determine whether she will win or not. I think he only gets one vote, right? And I really hope that the other idiots aren't planning on voting with him like lemmings. Anyway, he wants to know when Kim decided to get rid of him. Kim says it was when she took Jonas out. I thought he was asking when she decided she wasn't going to align with him, but I think he was asking what he felt was a factual question. I don't know. He's nut cakes.