Survivor
Survivor

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Miss Alli: B | 453 USERS: C+
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Burton's Plan Is All Wet

Anyway, as Shawn finishes the course and climbs in with his waiting tribemates who are sitting out, Jeff stirs the pot by asking Drake why they're sitting out some of their most physical guys during a physical challenge. They insist that it's just rotation. Heh. Pot-stirrer.

Back on the course, Michelle faces Ryan-O, and he throws her right in the water. I! Am! Shocked! This means that all the Morgan men are done, and only Tijuana and Darrah remain to cross the board. Tijuana next takes on Jon, and he does actually seem to fight her. She manages to get him in first, so she's all the way across as well. Darrah finishes off Christa, and that's the ball game. That's right, kids: Morgan won itself an immunity challenge. They proceed to have a big celebration in their boat, complete with Tijuana actually crying with happiness. I cannot imagine how much it sucked to watch this on television and realize that Drake threw it. Of course, in my book, they still have every right to celebrate, because part of winning is not being a bunch of morons, and Drake only threw the challenge because they're a bunch of morons, so it's not as if there's not merit in the win, too. Jon and Burton grin, because it's all part of their brilliant plan.

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