Peachy next reveals a huge slab of chocolate stuck in a mound of peanut butter, causing Jenna to sharply draw in her breath. Do people really eat that as a snack? Peachy announces that it's a familiar sight to Jenna and HeiDDi because "it got their clothes off a few weeks ago." Imagine what a Bud Light and some Tostitos could do. Hey -- my spell check automatically caps the word "Tostitos"! In any case, Christy bids for a bit, before giving up to Jenna. As the Sireny Music of Sex-Weapon-Wielding Bikini Models Who Like Peanut Butter and Chocolate flares up in the background, Peachy hands over the dish and Jenna "mmm, mmm, mmm"s over it. A glazed-eyed Rob looks on wistfully, and proclaims it "the most expensive candy bar in the world."
Scrambled eggs, bacon, and pancakes are next, except the pancakes are rolled up like a burrito, for some reason. It's a whole mess of bacon, though. Peachy announces that it also "comes with something else," but doesn't make them guess, thus avoiding the "pistachios!" and "dried apricots!" and "caramel popcorn" shout-outs he got last season when he solicited their suggestions. Butch wants this lot, and at $380 it's his. Peachy calls it "one expensive meal," as Butch grubs it up double-fisted style, using a fork with one hand and his bare hand with...well, the other. Peachy asks where the best place to have breakfast is, and Butch responds that he loves to have it at home with his wife and kids. Peachy asks all fortune cookie-style, "In bed?" and Butch laughingly responds that he likes to have breakfast in bed, but that it doesn't happen very much. Peachy theatrically announces, "No, it's gonna happen today!" and busts out Butch's very own rolled-up mattress and pillow, "just big enough for one." Butch clutches the mattress and either kisses it or smells it; I'm not sure which act is preferable. He thanks the others, while Alex bitterly continues shoveling manioc into his maw.
The next few items move along quickly; Rob wins a protein bar, and Matthew wins a protein shake. HeiDDi then wins a piece of chocolate cake, and boy, is Peachy working that gavel! Rob wonders over HeiDDi's consumption of two pieces of cake and asks, "How does this girl keep her figure?"
Peachy puts yet another covered item up for bid. At $240, Rob pauses, and Peachy asks if it's "too rich for [his] blood?" A possibly teary-eyed Rob responds, "Too rich for my wallet!" and so Alex claims the prize: steak and a baked potato. Alex is even less gracious a winner than he is a loser. He makes victorious gestures at the tribe and showily announces that it's a lot of food. He giggles and digs in: "Now that's some meat!"













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