Back from the break, it's time to announce the stupid Player of the Season, as voted on by people who don't seem to understand when the editors are trying to tell them how to think and feel. Probst says the top two vote-getters were Rupert and Li'l Russell. OF COURSE. Thank you once again, America, for voting for two of my least favorite contestants in the history of this show. I mean, come on. And Li'l Russell wins $100,000 again. Is America stupid? What am I not seeing that explains why Li'l Russell is so popular? Probst already knows what Li'l Russell is going to say about this -- that it means that all of America thinks he's the greatest player blah blah blah. JAMES won this thing two seasons in a row, too, and he sucks. So, whatever. Probst turns to Jerri, and when he says her name, we hear cheers from the audience. That's quite a change from her last reunion show, when she was booed off the stage. Probst asks her if she's happy with how she played this time around. She's wearing WAY too much makeup, like, isn't makeup supposed to make you look better? But it makes her look older than she is. She says that she was happy to have the chance to come back, and I'm too distracted by the fact that all of her teeth are the same size to pay much attention. These dentists who give people big fake teeth need to be stopped. She looks like a cartoon character with teeth like that.
Episode Report CardSara M: D | 1105 USERS: B-
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