Back from the break, it's time for the Shambo montage! A third of it is devoted to how much Dave Ball hated her, another third is devoted to her hair and the contestants' reactions to it, and the final third is, of course, spent on her own delusions of awesomeness. Probst points out that Shambo is "hard to miss" and asks if she's getting a big reaction from the people on the streets. Shambo says she is, and a very positive one. Well, of course. This is the woman who claimed that people are drawn to her because of how obvious it is that she rocks. She talks about "touching kids' lives" and "riding the wave" of positivity or something. I don't know. I wish people would stop thinking that being on a stupid reality show meant they were qualified to teach others life lessons. Probst claims that his nieces love Shambo, and so he believes that Shambo must be especially popular with children, as they are not yet aware of the fact that mullets are for weirdos. Shambo claims that her fans are many and of all ages, not just children. She's so popular that sometimes she has trouble doing her job because people keep trying to talk to her. Shambo is bigger than the Beatles! She can't go out in public! Mass hysteria all over Seattle! Catch Shambo Fever!













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