That's a nice story and really should be the end of Jimmy Johnson, but no. Probst runs into the audience to talk to a "buddy" of Jimmy Johnson's he brought to the show with him. Yes, it's Terry Fucking Bradshaw, sitting in the audience with Boston Rob, Cirie, some bored-looking child, and Li'l Russell, who I will apparently be forced to see every season whether he's in the cast or not. Probst asks Bradshaw what he thought when he heard that Jimmy Johnson was doing this show, like, who cares what Bradshaw thought? There are 15 people who were on the show this season up there we haven't heard from yet! While Probst stares up at Bradshaw lovingly, he says he was worried about Jimmy Johnson being so old and was glad he was voted out before he could "hurt himself." Probst says that Jimmy Johnson did really well for someone so old who didn't need the money and thus didn't have the "same drive" to stay in the game. Meanwhile, Dan is sitting there just four years younger than Jimmy Johnson and apparently just as rich wondering why he's not getting any credit for staying in the game three times as long as Jimmy Johnson did. I don't know, Dan. I don't know.
Bradshaw says that Jimmy Johnson is very competitive and driven and that this is "the most important thing he's ever done" after his football and family stuff. And as he says this, someone totally farts. I don't know if it was Probst or Bradshaw, but it was definitely a fart. For the record, my money is on Probst because he blinked and kind of nodded at the same time as the fart, while Bradshaw just kept on talking like nothing happened. I took an informal poll of my family and my dad said he didn't want to talk about this disgusting display while my mom said she also thinks it was Probst, saying "he's definitely working on something there" in the seconds leading up to the fart, adding "he should control himself!" If it was Probst, that sucks for Bradshaw because when I searched around the internet to see if anyone else noticed, most people were blaming him. And I wouldn't have given it this much attention except that Probst had no problem showing Naonka farting on national television, so now he knows how it feels. Or rather, Bradshaw knows how it feels. Anyway, while Probst giggles in embarrassment, Bradshaw continues that Jimmy Johnson did something none of the other Fox football broadcaster people would or could. Probst sucks up to Bradshaw some more, shaking his hand and saying he appreciates him coming out to ruin the reunion show.