Survivor

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If Your Father Dies, Don't Tell Corinne

And that's it. Probst reminds the jury that they're about to cast a million-dollar vote, and Marcus smiles at the power this somehow implies. They all take a commercial break to consider their vote. By the way, what's with all of the out of focus shots of jury members? If you don't get the shot, don't put it in the show. And then hire a crew that will get the shot next season. With that, it's time to vote.

Matty votes for Susie, saying they were friends in the beginning and they're friends at the end. Yes, they were friends this whole time except for when he was trying to vote her out.

Corinne votes for Bob, of course, saying he did an awesome job surviving out here, but she has no idea how he survives in real life. Uh ... quite well, actually, Corinne. Unlike, you know, you, he has a job and a spouse and children and love. Also, Corinne marks her vote with a triangle with a K in the center and Marcus, Charlie, and her initials in the corners to show that they all voted together. Yeah, no shit. Sugar knew you would. Everyone did. Sugar knew it, and kept Bob in the game anyway. You owe the fact that you can vote for Bob to Sugar. And why are they allowed to vote in a block like this? Like, to the extent that they created little voting logos? Can we take some measures to prevent this from happening in on future seasons, please? We don't see Randy's vote, but he loudly shouts "all three of you, kiss my ass!" when holding it up. The "ass" part is censored, of course. If they weren't going to show "Ace-hole," then they weren't going to let us hear someone say "ass." Because Randy did not follow that up with a joke about Sugar's dead dad, everyone laughs. Randy thinks he's cool, but he's really just following the trend set by Crystal. We don't see who Ken votes for, but he labors over the decision, pacing around the booth before casting his vote.

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