Survivor

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Matty tries to follow Bob, and then either pass him or knock him off the maze. Either way, it backfires horribly, as he falls off the maze, and if it was any taller or he any shorter, he might have lost the ability to father children. He has to go back to the beginning. I know Crystal isn't with us anymore, but can we take a second to imagine how she would have done in this challenge? I think she wouldn't have made it past the digging stage, and then said that she was digging as hard as she usually does but her sand was thicker. Susie continues her DOMINANCE of this challenge by being the first person through the first maze. Sugar and Ken totally copied her, so they follow her out. Sugar and Susie untie the knots at the door to enter the second maze. They're followed by Bob, Ken, and then Matty.

Matty gets the lead as he's the first person to get a bag of pieces and bring it to the finish line. Ken and Susie follow, with Bob and Sugar apparently close behind. Matty is the first person to come back with his second bag, again followed by Ken and Susie. I am so rooting for Susie to win this one. Sugar comes back with her second bag, and Bob is last up, having to pull himself up the ramp. Hmmm ... looks like he's finally feeling his age. Or maybe he's realizing how hard it is to run in a skirt.

Sugar is the first person to find a third bag, which Probst announces loudly to all the players, who will now no doubt make their way to her hut since they know it has pieces in it. Sugar is the first person to get all her pieces, and she starts her puzzle. Bob is close behind, and Matty and Ken soon arrive. Damn it! Where are you, Susie? Bob and Sugar are neck-and-neck with their puzzles, but it's Bob who finishes first, much to Probst's joy. As for Susie, she never even made it to the end. But she looked great not doing it! Probst gives Bob his necklace and reminds the others that one of them will be the next to go. As they leave, Susie speaks up again (she must be going tonight to have gotten so much face time, right?) and says she wanted to win, but "wizard fantastic Bob" did instead.

The tribe returns to camp. Ken lies in the hammock and tells us that he's set up very well in this game, so he knows that Susie will be the next to go, according to what Sugar said during their walk. He's not worried at all. Oh, I guess it won't be Susie leaving tonight, but Ken. Matty approaches Ken at the dock and says Sugar's going to tell Susie that she's going home next, but not until the end of the day so she won't have time to scramble around and find a way to save herself. Matty reminds Ken that he's never written his name down. "Thanks," Ken says insincerely. Matty says he'd tell Ken if he was going to vote for him and wouldn't blindside him. Ken just says he really wants to go to the end. Yeah, Ken? When people come up to you -- especially people you just tried to vote off yourself -- and say they'd never blindside you or vote you out ... that means they're about to vote your ass out.

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