Probst's next question is even weirder: he wants to know what Denise's sex therapy clients thought about her wearing a bikini and appearing vulnerable. Whuh? Why is that even a question about the game? Denise says her clients have all been supportive. Good for them.

Probst says that Lisa screwed Malcolm over after he took her on a reward. Is that a question? Or are you just upset that she screwed over your lover Malcolm? Lisa says that Malcolm took her for strategic reasons so it wasn't like she was the only one playing the game.

Probst asks Penner why he didn't take Lisa's offer of a final four alliance when he had the chance. Penner (who's got some weird hair happening -- maybe plugs, definitely a dye job, possibly a perm?) says that he didn't realize the end game was upon them and he wanted to continue playing an open, honest game with Lisa. Hey, Probst! Ask Penner why he outed Lisa in the final Tribal and find out who cared. And also, what about Jeff Kent lying? Oh... sorry. We need to talk about more alpha male bullshit. Probst wants to know why Penner and Jeff Kent didn't get along. Penner says he thought they did have an alliance. Jeff Kent says he was trying to deflect attention from himself by dumping it on Penner. They refer obliquely to the time when Penner screwed up the voting by voting for Abi randomly, but why would we want to hear Penner explain that one? Let's move on. Sigh.

Probst wants to know if Skupin is surprised he didn't get more votes. Skupin says that he knows that he worked really hard so he thought he would get all the votes. He reminds us that he didn't see Lisa or Denise's confessionals so he thought his game was the best. Lisa is more realistic and says that she knew her game was kind of a mess, but she grew. Then she recites the "Facts of Life" theme song. I wish I were kidding, but remember what I said earlier about pre-planned soundbites? There's one.

Probst tells Jeff Kent that his exit speech was probably the best ever. WHAT? Did those people on that street tell Probst that? It was terrible and stupid. Anyway, he wants to know why winning this game was so important to him, since he didn't need the money or the fame. Can we talk about when people found out who Jeff Kent was? No? Not going to address it? Okay. Also, they show a picture of Jeff Kent during his playing games and he looks exactly the same as he does now, as he did on the island and as he did on the jury. You guys, I think Jeff Kent is a robot. Anyway, he's competitive. And he was a good sport during the challenges, even though he was a terrible sport while he played baseball.