Probst reminds us that Malcolm is "one of the most popular people to ever play" (i.e. Probst loves him) and wonders what it's like to get "all this adoration." Malcolm says it's nice and he felt the show portrayed him accurately. Probst wants to know why Malcolm is so awesome like Ozzy. Seriously, that's his question. Malcolm says it's all about confidence. Probst wants to hear about the whale shark, and Malcolm says he wasn't supposed to touch it, but then Skupin got head-butted and Malcolm went for it. Malcolm sounds nervous. His voice is shaky. Probst asks what his takeaway is and Malcolm says that he was angry because he's really competitive and he didn't win. When Probst asks, Malcolm says he'd consider playing again. Gee, I wonder if he will? Wink. Also, he's single.

Abi clip package. She was terrible. She was mean. She was a bully. She said awful things. She couldn't believe that people didn't like her. Probst wants to know if Abi was really surprised that people didn't like her, and Abi says she was, but the show was a huge learning experience and she has a lot of growing to do. Probst asks, "How so?" and Abi laughs and says, "Did you watch the show?" See, that's redeeming. Abi admits that she was abrasive, passive-aggressive, and emotional and that she needs to take a chill pill. Probst shows the clip where Abi kept calling Skupin an idiot and a moron at Tribal Council, but then doesn't ask a question. So what was the point of that?

Probst asks RC if Abi was her downfall. RC says that it was all Abi's fault, basically. Probst asks Pete if he realizes that Abi was his downfall too and brings up hiding the note. Pete thought it was funny. RC interrupts and says she's glad Pete has long arms to pat himself on the back, because it was the worst move imaginable. That's an example of a line that RC thought up a long time ago and waited to deploy, and it's annoying. She's not wrong; it was a terrible move and Pete did think a lot of himself for making it, but be a real person for five seconds, RC. Pete thinks some people are still a little bitter and RC has no comeback, because she didn't plan ahead for that line.