Survivor
Survivor

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Fourth Time's A Charm

The last day breakfast feast arrives, and the three are predictably thrilled to see it. Natalie interviews that this is the hardest thing she's done in her entire life. Well, duh. She's 19. This is, like, the only thing she's done in her entire life. "I feel like I stand for my generation," she says. Ha ha! Sucks to be you, 19-year-olds! Natalie is the symbol of your generation. I'd rather have Phillip, frankly. While the contestants chow down on all the food and toast to their final day, she continues that this game has shown her that she can do anything she puts her mind to in life. As long as, you know, what she puts her mind to happens to have a guy like Rob there to get her through it all with minimal effort on her part. She says that she's looking forward to proving herself to the jury tonight and thinks she has a chance to win.

Phillip asks Rob what he had to do and say to the others to keep them from voting Phillip out. Rob admits that it was not easy. Phillip laughs. Rob interviews that this is his 117th day in this game. "It's overwhelming," he says over a shot of Phillip bathing himself with a blur on the crotch of his pink panties. Why, editors? Rob reminds us that he's been this close to winning before, but the ultimate prize eluded him. He gives Natalie a last-minute pep talk, saying that the last time he went before the jury in this game, they were all very mean to him and tried to make him cry, and his one mistake was letting them make him feel bad. He says his biggest regret was apologizing to the jury and if he could do it over again, he would have told them all to kiss his ass instead. Rob tells us that he is not, of course, trying to help Natalie out in the end. He's telling her all the wrong things to do in front of the jury in the hopes that it will further sabotage her chances. Well, duh, Rob. That said, if Natalie actually did stand up and tell the jury to kiss her ass, it might actually win her a few votes just because it would show that she did have a backbone after all. Rob says he feels like he did his job in this game and he hopes the jury sees it that way and gives him the million.

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