Peachy makes his exit, and Deena and Davey Rockett set down their stuff and embrace. Deena heads straight for the sundae, while Davey Rockett is in "strawberry bliss." They continue to feast as Deena moans, "Somebody slap me!" I'm sure, based on some of her more egotistical comments, there are a few contenders. Davey Rockett and Deena agree that the meal is the best thing in the world, but Davey Rockett thinks he's going to be sick. Maybe from the two-day-old rancid cream.
Jazzy music plays as we see under-the-divider shots of the two players kicking off their shoes. A comic "grrrrr" singing sound effect accompanies the shucking off of Davey Rockett's pants. It's not in the least bit sexy, if that's what they're going for, but it is kind of funny. An open-legged Davey Rockett eases into the tub, asking Deena, "How absolutely bitching is this?" and Deena agrees that it's "so unbelievably cool." Davey Rockett then reveals that he's never before used a loofah, causing Deena to announce, "I would like you to loofah away." As he loofahs himself up, Davey Rockett makes porno "bom chicka bom bom" noises. Then, they both roll on their stomachs with their heads and necks sticking out of the tubs. It looks uncomfortable to me. They peek at each other around the curtain while cracking up, and I'm thinking that the iced teas might have come to the Amazon via Long Island.
Mid-laugh, Davey Rockett gets serious and says, "All right. Here's my dilemma." He claims that it "does not take a rocket scientist" to figure out that he's "quite [bleeped]." Deena puts on her serious face, too, as Davey Rockett explains that although he's happy to have made the jury, he'd like to stick around because he's having such a good time. Deena readjusts the curtain, evidently to look Davey Rockett directly in the eye, as she lies that she has absolutely no power to change "the fate." She explains that the contestants all know Dave's the strongest remaining player and thus the greatest threat. She suggests that the only way for Davey Rockett to stay in the game is if they move up Matthew's place in the voting order, and reveals that it's already been discussed because Matthew's "getting funky." Davey Rockett understands, and insists that he's just trying to "salvage" himself. Deena promises to see what she can do, causing Davey Rockett to bestow his most hopeful, endearing grin upon her. Deena somehow keeps herself from tittering at his cuteness, and claims it's the least she can do for "letting [her] have a bath with [him]."













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