Survivor
Survivor

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Bare Asses and Bad-Asses

Jenna and HeiDDi now soap up each other's asses while commiserating over how they both got said soaped-up asses kicked in the challenge. Meanwhile, Rob tells us that as much as he enjoys the company of the girls, he doesn't know if they'd pay attention to him in real life. As Jenna slides her hand under the back of HeiDDi's bikini top and then down the back of her pants, Rob explains that he's completely aware that the women are using their sexuality against him. Still, he insists, "I really do play the game with this head, even though it does today look like a different head." Ew.

Deena and Davey Rockett return from the reward with the unoriginal announcement, "Honey, we're home!" Jenna inquires as to whether it was fun and Deena agrees, before Davey Rockett tries to play it down: "It was a dumbed-down bungalow-type place." Deena asks how their afternoon was at camp, and Rob is proud that they actually ate lunch. He adds that they're now preparing dinner, to which Deena eagerly responds, "Good, I'm hungry." In an interview, Rob tells us that as soon as Davey Rockett and Deena returned from the reward, they immediately started talking about their appetites. Now in night-vision, we see Deena tantrum, "No, I'm hungry, Jenna! I'm hungry! I want my manioc!" causing Jenna to respond in an interview, "Screw you, you fat pig! You had ice cream all days and we are starving and you wanna come back and eat my manioc and fish?" Nice one, that. I can so see Jenna pulling on some girl's hair weave. As Deena pouts, Jenna whines that she's been talking about banana splits since the second day of Survivor, and that she wanted to cut herself with a machete after losing. I'm sure Matthew would be happy to help her out with that. Actually, I might be happy to help her out with that. Davey Rockett doesn't help his case by jumping in to clarify that it wasn't so much a banana split as "two bananas in a bowl." Still, Jenna calls them out for having had ice cream, to which Davey Rockett responds that there wasn't very much and it was melting, anyway. He really doesn't get it, does he? Jenna tells us in an interview that Deena wasn't so much the problem as Davey Rockett. Jenna thought common sense dictated that if you just had "three different types of ice cream," you would let the hungrier people eat, but she guesses Davey Rockett just doesn't realize that. Davey Rockett obliviously chows down as we break.

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