Survivor
Slip Through Your Fingers

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Booty Duty

Paddle, paddle.

Jan releases Tanya's krathong next, while Tanya raises her eyebrows and guffaws, helps during a challenge, and spews.

Paddle, paddle.

Jed pulls a rope; Jed hacks a coconut; Jed single-handedly moves a pyramid piece in his pre-ejection Immunity Challenge.

Paddle, paddle.

Grindia hugs and kisses Ted; Grindia screams and assaults the island; Grindia wears a bright yellow Old Navy rugby shirt; Grindia cries and hugs Clay.

Paddle, paddle.

Stompanie runs with mouthful of fish; Stompanie carries a giant piece of wood; Stompanie sleeps in the rain.

Paddle, paddle.

Robb swings from a vine; Robb makes buckteeth, scrunches up his nose, and makes whiny Clay noises; Robb attempts to throttle Clay.

Paddle, paddle.

Shii Devil laughingly squats in the water; Shii Devil attempts to retrieve a key in the jail-cell challenge; Shii Devil perches in a tree and looks miserable in the rain.

Paddle, paddle.

Erin's breasts are really big.

Paddle, paddle.

Ken grins and explains something to someone; Ken reclines and makes bedroom eyes; Ken fails to read a map.

Paddle, paddle.

Penny's krathong is pretty and pink. She orders Sook Jai through a challenge, bathes, and looks serious in a Tribal Council. But not all at one time.

Paddle, paddle.

Jake makes celebratory fists, falls backwards in the canoe, and tells one of his adventure stories.

Paddle, paddle.

Fierce Ted belly-crawls through a challenge. Golden Ted broadly smiles. Drunken Ted gets his massage. Brian makes an indeterminate gesture at Ted's krathong.

Paddle, paddle.

Helen stands on Clay's back; Helen cries; Helen jumps up and down and claps because she sees Jimmy. They S3 seem particularly interested as Helen's krathong floats away.

Paddle, paddle, commercial.

Back from commercial and they're still paddling. Gong! The S3 paddle into a dark cave, and past some torches. They each retrieve a torch, and clearly someone is standing there telling them to do so, because otherwise how would they know? Bats hang from the ceiling overhead in the dark and candlelit cave. Suddenly, the S3 are on foot, and walking through the caverns. Jan looks concerned, and I guess she's never been on Walt Disney World's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride. Brian mutters, "Where are we?" but they can't exactly think they're lost what with the millions of lit candles and torches surrounding them, and the film crew, and the craft services table. Clay advises the others to watch out and "follow tight."

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